Zach was here

chaoscheebs:

apinchofsanity:

alliwantistomarchdrumcorps:

videohall:

Cat is very happy to see his owner after being 3 days alone.

"i demand to be loved"

He comes down like an angry parent after their child comes in from being out late,”What TIME DO YOU CALL THIS HUMAN??”.

This was pretty much my Roxy when I came home from Sonic Boom last year.  If someone says cats aren’t loyal, they’re looking at the wrong cats.

little-lark:

queenkoi:

I’m about to ufcking piss

rip in pieces

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

voidbat:

snakewife:

sharkchunks:

themineralogist:

Making bismuth (by R. Tanaka)

Making bismuth making bismuth

is so fine

It’s ours this time

And won’t the chemists be surprised

It’s ours this time

i’m so glad my brain wasn’t the only one to go there.

skylark01:

religion in a nutshell.

skylark01:

religion in a nutshell.

me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours

jonesdavid813:

cyanblur:

cyanblur:

what do you call this color gradient?

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black to the fuchsia

oh my god

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail